If My Life Were a Radio Playlist






There’s something about getting in the car
that creates a false sense of control.
Destination set.
Coffee secured.
Confidence high.

And yet—

somewhere along the way,
the plan dissolves,
decisions are made without my full consent,
and I find myself navigating situations
I was not prepared for.

If my life were a road trip,
this would be the playlist—
the moments, the miscalculations,
and the quiet acceptance
that we are just going to see how this goes.


Departure Dilemma

I finally leave the house.
Momentum achieved.
A deceptively smooth beginning — always suspicious.

Three blocks later, my brain casually informs me
that the overnight bag
is still sitting in the driveway.
Just… out there.

Watching me leave.
Like we had a plan
and it chose
not to participate.


Unexpected Road Hazard

Everything was fine.
Clear roadway ahead.

And then—

a rocking chair decides to exit a moving pickup
and openly defy physics.

It is now hurling straight at my windshield
at a speed I would classify as unwelcome.

It’s shredding mid air like homemade shrapnel.

And suddenly, I’m a target.

The chair abandons its mission
and targets someone else.
I can breathe again.


Parallel Parking Jury

No one was around.
Until I tried to park
in the only space available
a space so small
it feels like a setup.

And now—

there’s a small gathering
of strangers

watching me perform
what can only be described as

a slow, public unraveling—

with occasional pointing
for emphasis.


Coffee Override

No hesitation.
No debate.

Whatever direction I was going in
is no longer relevant.

Caffeine has spoken—
and I respect the authority.


Next Rest Area – 50 Miles

Hydration has consequences.

At the time,
it felt responsible.
Healthy, even.

Now it feels…
like a personal betrayal.

And a situation.


The Cone Vendetta

It was clearly visible.
Bright orange.
Highly avoidable.

And yet— somehow

it has attached itself to my vehicle
like an invited guest

scraping the road,
in full plastic despair.

I have emotionally divorced myself
from its journey.


Cruise Control Disconnect

Everything is fine.
The car is basically driving itself.

I am, at best,
middle management.

All is smooth—
until it misses a turn.

And I am suddenly yelling
at the car like
this is a collaboration.

Which is when I realize
it has inherited
my sense of direction.

And is now
a curse on wheels.


Golden Arches Ambush

It seemed harmless.
Just me and a small order of fries.

And then—
one seagull.
Followed by… friends.

Now I am surrounded by birds
on the hood of my car,
peering through the windshield

with the confidence of diners
who believe this is a shared meal
and I simply didn’t get the memo.


Toll Booth Incident

Everything was normal
approaching the toll.

And then—
the car next to me.
Children.
A bucket.

Suddenly— frogs.
Everywhere.

The toll collector is in the street
dancing

like a man
who has been personally
betrayed by amphibians.


The LED Love Guru

The sign flashes:

“No Valentine?
Your seatbelt will hold you.”

Absolutely not.

I refuse to take dating advice
from a road sign
that has seen things

and is one overhead sighting away
from witness protection.


In the end,
it isn’t about the road trip
or survival.

It’s about accepting
that somedays, I am
the universe’s
test subject.


If your life had a soundtrack,
what song absolutely
belongs on the playlist?



Where The World Still Feels Untouched

There are places in the world where animals watch you.
And then there’s the Galápagos—
where they don’t.

There’s no fear in their eyes. No instinct to run. No sense that you don’t belong.
You’re not observing wildlife.
You’re stepping into their world.


Quito felt like an introduction… but not the destination.

The Marriott was familiar, predictable — a place to land before stepping into something I couldn’t quite picture yet. The next day brought the expected stops — the equator line, the views, the market, a lunch that felt more staged than real. It was interesting, even enjoyable, but still within the rhythm of travel. Structured. Explained. Designed for you.

It all made sense.

Until it didn’t.


Somewhere between Quito and the islands, the world shifted.

Smaller plane. Fewer people. More distance between things.
Less noise. Less urgency.

By the time we boarded the Celebrity Xpedition, it was clear this wasn’t going to be a typical trip. The ship didn’t feel like a destination — it felt like access. A way in.


In the Galápagos, the rules are simple — and enforced.

You don’t wander.
You don’t touch.
You don’t interfere.

Every visitor is accompanied by a licensed naturalist. The ecosystem is protected with an almost reverent discipline, and because of that, the animals remain exactly as they were meant to be — wild, undisturbed, and completely indifferent to human presence.

And that indifference is what makes the experience so extraordinary.


We explored the islands twice a day for a week — one excursion in the morning, one in the afternoon.

Each outing felt like stepping into a different world.

One moment you’re walking along a rocky path beside marine iguanas, the next you’re standing quietly while a sea lion pup studies you with curious, unguarded eyes. Birds nest at your feet. Crabs scatter across volcanic rock. Life unfolds all around you, uninterrupted.

There is no performance.
No reaction.
No need for you at all.


I wasn’t prepared for how close everything would be.

Not just physically — although that alone was surreal — but something deeper.

The blue-footed boobies walked past like we didn’t exist.
A sea lion blinked slowly, unimpressed by my camera hovering inches away.
Marine iguanas gathered in clusters, ancient and unmoved.

It wasn’t that they trusted us.
It was that they had never learned not to.


There was one moment that stayed with me — simple, unexpected, and oddly meaningful.

We stopped at what they call the “post office” on Floreana Island.

Not a building.
Not a mailbox.

Just a weathered barrel surrounded by driftwood signs from travelers who had passed through before us.

We were each given a postcard and asked to write a message to ourselves — name and home address included.

Then came the part that made it unforgettable.

We were told to sort through the stack of postcards left behind… find one addressed to someone who lived near us… and take it home to deliver.

No stamps.
No system.
Just trust.

My husband’s postcard arrived first — hand-delivered by someone we now refer to only as “Blood Bank Bob.”

Mine showed up later, quietly, like it had always belonged there.

And somehow, it meant more than anything sent the traditional way ever could.


At the time, I didn’t understand what I was seeing.

The marine iguanas looked almost prehistoric — dark and unmoving against the volcanic rock — until you noticed the color. Not subtle… but vivid. Reds and greens woven through their scales like something alive beneath the surface.

Later, I learned we had arrived just as the breeding season was beginning.

Even here, in a place that feels untouched by time, there are rhythms quietly unfolding — whether you recognize them or not.


And then there were the albatross.

Before the cliffs… before the flight… there was something quieter.

Pairs stood facing each other, calling, moving in sync — a kind of ritual that felt both ancient and deliberate. There was no audience. No urgency. Just connection.

They bond for life.

We watched as they moved through these small, repeated gestures, as if reinforcing something already understood.

And then, later, at the edge of the cliffs, they gathered again — this time facing the wind.

One by one, they stepped forward.

A pause.
A shift.

And then — without hesitation — they launched into the air.


Even in the harbor, nothing really changed.

The sea lions claimed boats like they owned them, lounging without concern, completely indifferent to the activity around them.

There was no boundary between wild and human life — just a quiet understanding of who truly belonged.


Not everything in the Galápagos lives in the light.

Deep inside the lava tubes, where the air cools and the world goes quiet, we found an owl — perfectly still, perfectly aware.

It didn’t move.
It didn’t flinch.

It simply watched us… as if we were the ones out of place.


The Moment That Stayed

It was an instinctive click.
I didn’t plan it. I didn’t frame it. I didn’t ask.
I just reacted.

The moment that stayed with me wasn’t a landscape or a sea lion or a postcard view.

It was a woman at a hillside market, working with her child tied to her back.

She moved with a rhythm that belonged entirely to her life — unhurried, unposed, untouched by the presence of a stranger with a camera.

No one looked at me.
No one performed.

I was invisible.

And somehow, that’s what made it matter.

It wasn’t a moment created for me.
It was a glimpse of something real — offered without intention — and it stayed with me in a way I didn’t expect.